“THE THIRD LEG”
It is obvious that reaching the biped-state was one of the prerequisites of man’s evolution and one of the things that makes him different from animals. But is “the third leg” against the ruling of bipeds? It only depends on the way that men use it: instinctually, in an animalistic way, selfish and without feeling; or with pleasure, with love, exciting and full of life; or closer to sublime and even exceeding human nature.
“What is the third leg?” you may ask. What else but the highly disputed and talked about virile limb – the hidden motif of man’s confidence and also the source of a woman’s pleasure. As a proof of the fact that history is repeating itself and “there’s nothing new under the Sun”, we will show how others have also been preoccupied with this essential element of masculinity.
THROUGH ARCHEOLOGY TO SEXUALITY
An archaeologist, coming back from Africa, sent us a letter and told us about a remarkable phenomenon that will certainly interest you. Here is what he discovered:
“Looking for an important archaeological piece in the arid mountains of Kenya I met a tribe with a certain characteristic that made me change my thoughts about sex and sexuality. Although archeology has nothing to do with sexuality, you will see that after discovering what I discovered, your area of study is not important anymore.
“I HADN’T SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE”
I was amazed to find out that the men of the Embuvasha tribe, who hosted us for a couple of days, lived completely naked, not hiding a single part of their bodies. However, the striking thing was that those men were proudly showing off their virile limbs which were unbelievably big. I’d never seen anything like before in my whole life. You could say they had a “third leg”. At rest I estimated their limbs at about 25-35 cm long. I can’t even imagine their size when erect. I immediately thought of their women and that they must be either extremely satisfied or extremely unhappy.
That moment I thought about us, the representatives of the so-called civilized world and if we truly are superior to those individuals who were really MEN. I wondered to myself ‘what was the miracle that gave them such large penises?’ Were they born that way or had they been enlarged?
The answer is a combination of the two. They are born with penises of great size, but also they wear a special kind of harness that helps them to make it even longer. The system is a simple one, but ingenious, I must admit.
There is a kind of a muff that is fixed under the penis glands.
This muff is tied to another muff which is fixed right under the knee with a strap made of animal leather.
Thus, with each move of the leg the lace pulls the muff and the penis gets longer.
It is not difficult to wear and not even painful. However, it is very effective.
CAPABLE OF SATISFYING EIGHT WOMEN IN ONE NIGHT
This was the great secret of the Embuvashants: in time, by adjusting the length of the strap they constantly lengthened their penises without any other effort besides wearing the harness every day. I found out that the most powerful man of the tribe is chosen according to the length of his penis. Every year, on the eve of the spring solstice, the one with the longest penis has the right to choose any woman, married or not and make love to her whenever he wants, all year long, until the next election.
There is also a legend which says that the man who initially invented the harness became invincible, fearless and capable of satisfying eight women in one night.
IT IS WORTH TRYING
I must admit that, even though I wasn’t sure if I would profit from the same “blessings”, I wanted to apply the amazing system. So I adapted my watch into a harness and I started wearing it immediately. It was a little uncomfortable at the beginning, but the aim was too ‘noble’ to give up, so I got used to it.
I will draw the harness system. It is worth trying. I have been wearing it for two months now and I can say that the results are visible.”
Hoping that many of you will take advantage of this apparently primitive innovation which contests the scientific ones, we considered that it was necessary to present you with the archeologist’s findings.