Tantra Magazine

There is love like Romeo and Juliet, passion like Tristan and Isolt, pleasure like Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade, orgasm like Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, desire like Don Juan…

Each of us has their own desires, their own recipes. However, this test-game does not aim at providing a guide-line for the future, or at giving definite and definitive answers about one’s sexuality.

It only gives a few clues and ideas to help guide you in the mysterious labyrinth of sexuality. All you need to do is answer the following questions correctly and mark only one answer.

1. WHEN YOU ARE IN LOVE YOU FEEL LIKE:
a. Eating
b. Dreaming
c. Running from her
d. Shouting
e. Laughing
f. Singing
g. Meditating on love

2. A NICKNAME FOR A CONDOM:
a. Love’s box
b. The bug
c. The cap
d. The silk glove
e. The life-buoy
f. The bag
g. It would be wonderful without it

3. A GOOD WIFE KNOWS, ABOVE ANYTHING ELSE:
a. To kiss
b. To do everything
c. To be a perfect hostess
d. To cook
e. To be a true friend
f. To be a good mother
g. To make love from dusk till dawn and from dawn till dusk

4. YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIEND WAS:
a. A little sheepish
b. Romantic
c. Sharp
d. A Rebel
e. Out of control
f. Complex
g. A Philosopher

5. IN THIS MOMENT YOU’D LIKE:
a. To hold her
b. To caress her
c. To tease her
d. To hug her
e. To scold her
f. To take a bath with her
g. To make love to her

6. YOU WOULD LIKE TO TIE HER UP NAKED:
a. In her lover’s house
b. By the office door
c. By a horse
d. By a tire
e. By a tree
f. By your balcony
g. By your bed

7. HER SEXUAL ORGAN REMINDS YOU OF:
a. A doll
b. A flower
c. An abyss
d. A fruit
e. A forest
f. A lake
g. An ocean

8. YOU WOULD “LEND” HER FOR THE NIGHT TO:
a. Your worst enemy
b. Your dentist
c. Your plumber
d. Your best friend
e. Your father
f. Your brother
g. A famous lover

9. YOU WOULD LIKE TO BITE HER SENSUALLY BY:
a. Her shoulder
b. Her ear
c. Her nose
d. Her hip
e. Her buttocks
f. Her breasts
g. Her lips

10. AFTER YOU MAKE LOVE SHE LOOKS LIKE:
a. A wounded deer
b. A teddy bear
c. A piggy
d. A fowl
e. A viper
f. Your mother
g. A goddess

11. A TITLE FOR YOUR COUPLE’S HISTORY:
a. Impossible lovers
b. Sweet happiness
c. Sadness and friendship
d. The great illusion
e. The longest nights
f. The lady is served
g. Agony and ecstasy

12. IN A WOMAN, STUPIDITY IS:
a. Exciting
b. Embarrassing
c. Never mind
d. Charming
e. Unbearable
f. Bearable
g. Undetectable

13. WHEN DO YOU PREFER THE COMPANY OF WOMEN:
a. In the morning
b. During the holidays
c. Anytime
d. During the night
e. During the weekends
f. During the evening
g. All the time

14. YOU CANNOT STAND:
a. To polish her shoes
b. To bring her breakfast to bed
c. To listen to her fantasies
d. To be too pushy
e. To visit her family
f. To meet with her former lovers
g. Her jealousy crises

15. OFFER HER A PRESENT THAT WOULD REPRESENT HER:
a. A sucking bottle
b. A finger
c. A needle
d. A plush lion
e. A vineyard leaf
f. A tassel
g. A flower

16. WHILE YOU MAKE LOVE YOU CANNOT STAND HER TO:
a. Shout
b. Grumble
c. Cough
d. Scratch
e. Gasp
f. Contract
g. I can stand anything

17. WHILE YOU MAKE LOVE YOU PREFER HER TO:
a. Moan
b. Tremble
c. Comment
d. Toss about
e. To shout
f. To struggle
g. To be passionate

18. THE FIRST TIME YOU LAID EYES ON HER SHE SEEMED:
a. Funny
b. Beautiful
c. Shy
d. Insignificant
e. Charming
f. Bizarre
g. A real woman

19. NEXT YEAR YOU WILL SPEND YOUR HOLIDAY:
a. I don’t know where
b. In the same place
c. Alone
d. Someplace else
e. I’ll go by chance
f. With other people
g. With her

HOW TO FIND THE RESULTS:
Make sure you answered all the 19 questions then count the answers you have with a., then with b., c. and so on. Then look at the results of the letter that appeared the most in your answerers.

If you have mostly a.-s, then you belong to the pervert type. b.’s to the sentimental type; c.-s to the narcissistic type; d.-s to the cerebral type; e.-s to the masochist type; f.-s to the eccentric type; and g.s- to the lover type.

Retain only the predominant letter in your answers, and if you have several predominant letters, chose the first one that appears in your test. This letter designates your main sexual characteristic. Then read the portrait corresponding to that letter.

Of course, nobody is purely narcissistic or perverted. We are sometimes cerebral or sentimental, and other times masochistic or eccentric. Nothing is more unpredictable than the libido.

YOUR PORTRAIT

PREDOMINANT A.-S: PERVERT TYPE
Your sexuality is confused, seeking a definition all the time. You are torn between an immense need for tenderness that is often refused, and an uncontrolled aggressiveness, going easily from violence to kissing and caresses, or from kisses to biting.

You are more sadistic than masochistic, and you have the tendency of considering love as a battle filed, where it is not important to win, but to affirm your power. Your secret dream involves domination, and you sometimes behave rudely only to have an opportunity to ask for forgiveness afterwards. You have a predisposition towards certain erotic-sentimental games, provided that you can find a suitable lover. Be careful not to fall into your own traps.

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PREDOMINANT B.-S: SENTIMENTAL TYPE
You do not prefer eroticism for the sake of eroticism. You are romantic, always believing in that ideal love, even if life shows you it is difficult to find it. Still, because your heart has reasons that your mind does not understand, you allow yourself to be dragged into pseudo-erotic affairs that end up disappointing you.

You believe that sexual freedom is a trap and that true joy is found when the heart and the body resonate on the same wavelength. Some people tell you that you are old-fashioned, but these people have no idea what love is.

PREDOMINANT C.-S: NARCISISTIC TYPE
Nobody is good enough for you. This rule is valid in both your life and in your love-life. You are a little exhibitionist, preferring to be loved rather than to love, you are part of the category known as the “lady-killers”.

It is very difficult to assign you to a style of love-making that you do not like. Your lover is of almost no interest to you, all you ask of her is her admiration and if you want to make love to her, you view this as a supreme favor you are offering her.

You are a match with the masochistic and with the eccentric. In fact, you have the soul of an artist, too bad you do not use those qualities in the erotic realm. You prefer the image of love rather than love itself.

PREDOMINANT D.-S: CEREBRAL TYPE
Your sexuality is residing in your brain rather than in your pants. Eroticism transports you into a bizarre and inciting world. Unfortunately, reality is no match for your imagination. You have a tendency towards polygamy, and throw yourself easily into affairs with friends or total strangers.

Some people consider you obsessed, when in fact you are merely a shy guy who does not dare to experiment his own fantasies. Which is too bad, both for you and for you potential lovers. Remember that repressing your libido may lead to anxiety and neurosis.

PREDOMINANT E.-S: MASOCHISTIC TYPE
You have a bad habit of falling in love with people who do not like you and are also fond of turning a cold shoulder to people who love you. For you, loving someone means suffering for that person.

You have a natural tendency towards total love, which will be nurtured with love and sighs. You are in turn, both servant and master. You dream of a unique relationship that will celebrate passion and slavery for the cause of love.

PREDOMINANT F.-S: ECCENTRIC TYPE
You are against all taboo-s. Love, in your opinion should know no rules and no restrictions. You do not mind if you are accused of deviations, because the way you find pleasure only concerns you. You are not the “missionary” type of man.

You prefer long times of abstinence rather than the routine of the daily habit. Nonetheless, when the hour of awakening comes, nothing stands in your way, and you are capable of the most exotic orgies.

PREDOMINANT G.-S: LOVER TYPE
For you, living is loving. Life has no sense unless you are in love. Your lover can say she is one lucky woman, because she is the center of your being. Lovemaking is an art and the woman you love is a continuous source of inspiration for you.

You fall in love easily and tend to be superficial. Generally, you idealize your lover and grant her the title of queen of your heart. However, be careful to whom you offer this distinction.