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PART 1
Do you feel love like Romeo and Juliet, passion like Tristan and Isault, pleasure like Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade, orgasm like Leopold von Sacher Masoch, desire like Don Juan...

Each man has his own tastes and recipes. This test-game only aims at helping you find your own path in the mysterious labyrinth of sexuality.

If you wish to play, then answer this questionnaire and observe the following rule:

Answer all the questions and mark only one answer for each question.

1. WHEN YOU ARE IN LOVE YOU FEEL LIKE:
a. eating
b. dreaming
c. running from her
d. shouting
e. laughing
f. singing
g. meditating on love.


2. ABOVE ALL A GOOD WIFE KNOWS:
a. to kiss
a. to do everything
c. to be a perfect hostess
d. to cook
e. to be a true friend
f. to be a good mother
g. to make love from evening till dawn and from dawn till evening


3. YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIEND WAS:
a. kind of a wimp
a. romantic
c. self-assertive
d. a rebel
e. out of control
f. with complexes
g. a philosopher


4. AT THIS POINT, YOU WOULD LIKE TO:
a. hold her
a. caress her
c. tease her
d. embrace her
e. scold her
f. take a bath together
g. make love to her


5. YOU WOULD LIKE TO TIE HER NAKED:
a. in her lover's home
a. on the front entrance
c. on a horse
d. on a tire
e. on a tree
f. on your balcony
g. on your bed


[X] 6. HER GENITALS REMIND YOU OF:
a. a doll
a. a flower
c. an abyss
d. a fruit
e. a forest
f. a lake
g. an ocean


7. YOU WOULD LEND HER FOR A NIGHT:
a. to your worst enemy
a. to your dentist
c. to your plumber
d. to your best friend
e. to your father
f. to your brother
g. to a famous lover


8. YOU WOULD LIKE TO BITE HER SENSUALLY
a. on the shoulder
a. on the ear
c. on the nose
d. on the hip
e. on the buttocks
f. on the breast
g. on the lips


9. AFTER YOU MAKE LOVE SHE LOOKS LIKE:
a. a wounded deer
a. a bear
c. a piggy
d. a guinea hen
e. a viper
f. your mom
g. a goddess


10. GIVE A TITLE TO YOUR LOVE STORY:
a. impossible lovers
a. sweet happiness
c. sadness and friendship
d. great illusion
e. longest nights
f. the lady is served
g. agony and ecstasy


11. IN A WOMAN, STUPIDITY IS:
a. exciting
a. embarrassing
c. doesn't matter
d. charming
e. unbearable
f. bearable
g. not accounted for


12. WHEN DO YOU PREFER WOMEN:
a. in the morning
a. during holidays
c. anytime
d. in the night
e. in the week-ends
f. in the evening
g. all the time


13. YOU CANNOT STAND:
a. to polish her shoes
a. to bring her breakfast in bed
c. to listen to her phantasms
d. her to be very persistent
e. to visit her family
f. to meet her ex-lovers
g. her jealousy crises


14. CHOSE A GIFT THAT WOULD REPRESENT HER:
a. a sucking bottle for a baby
a. a finger
c. a needle
d. a toy lion
e. a vine leaf
f. a tassel
g. a flower


15. WHILE YOU MAKE LOVE YOU DO NOT LIKE IT:
a. if she shouts
a. if she grumbles
c. if she coughs
d. if she scratches
e. if she pants
f. if she is contracted
g. I can stand anything


16. WHILE YOU MAKE LOVE YOU LIKE HER TO:
a. moan
a. tremble
c. comment
d. struggle
e. shout
f. fight
g. be passionate


17. WHEN YOU FIRST SAW HER YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS:
a. funny
a. beautiful
c. shy
d. insignificant
e. charming
f. bizarre
g. a real woman


18. NEXT YEAR YOU WILL SPEND YOUR SUMMER HOLIDAY:
a. you don't know where
a. the same place
c. alone
d. somewhere else
e. you leave this to chance
f. with other people
g. with her


HOW DO YOU PROCEED NOW? Make sure you have answered all the 19 questions and that you gave one answer alone for each question. Now, count each answers for a, each for b, and so on.

The a answers correspond to the pervert type, the b to the sentimental type, the c to the narcissistic type, d to the cerebral type, e to the masochistic type, f to the eccentric type and g to the "in love" type.

Take into account the dominant letter, and in case you have several equal letters, take the one to which you answered first during the test. It indicates your main sexual characteristic. Then read the portrait that corresponds to the dominant letter.

Of course, nobody is 100 percent narcissistic or perverted. We are all cerebral or sentimental at times, even masochistic or eccentrics. There is nothing more unpredictable than the libido.

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