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W H A T' S N E W ?
B E S T S F R I E N D S
The Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his drink for over a half an hour. He heads over to talk to him.
The Bartender: "Hey pal, is there something wrong?"
The Guy: "Yeah,... I'm really depressed"
The Bartender: "Why, what's the matter?"
The Guy: "I caught my wife in bed with my best friend"
The Bartender: "Wow, that's horrible. What did you do?"
The Guy: "I kicked her out of the house, sent her packing... it's over"
The Bartender: "That's pretty drastic, what did you do to your best friend?"
The Guy: "I sat him down... tied him up... looked him straight in the eye... and said...Bad Dog! Bad Dog!"
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