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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man saiys "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentines cards signed, 'Guess who?' "

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies





A husband had always been disdainful of people who, in his estimation, talked too much. He proudly told his wife that he'd recently heard that men use 2200 words a day, while women use more than 4400 words a day.

His wife pondered his comments for a moment, and then concluded, "That's because women have to repeat everything they say to their husbands."

The husband looked up and asked, "Come again"