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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.


Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.


A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.