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An anthropology professor had a reputation for using rough language and telling bawdy stories in class. Naturally, his class contained a few coeds. The girls who did attend his lecture, however, were subjected to his regular habit of dispensing lewd, locker room humour.

They decided the time had come to do something. Next time the professor began his nonsense, all the girls would get up immediately, leave the classroom, and go straight to the dean's office. Good strategy. But the professor had been tipped off and was ready for them.

Next morning, as soon as the class settled in, he pointed to a map of Africa and said, "The men here have penises that are ten inches long!"

The coeds got up and started for the door.

"Oh, don't rush off now, girls. The boat doesn't leave for a week."