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A man met a beautiful woman and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.

"But we don't know anything about each other," she said.

"That's all right. We'll learn about each other as we go along."

So, the woman consented, and they got married and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.

They were lying by the resort's pool one morning, when he suddenly got up off his towel, and climbed up the 10 meter diving board. He then proceeded to do a two and a half tuck gainer, followed by three rotations in the jackknife position. He then straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he got out of the pool and returned to his new bride.

"That was incredible!" she remarked.

"I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."

A few minutes later, she got up off her towel, and jumped in the pool. After some thirty laps of the pool, she got out of the pool and returned to her new husband. "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic swimmer?" he asked.

"No," she replied, "I was a hooker in Venice, and I worked both sides of the canal."