J I L L,   A   L O V E - S T A R V E D   S P I N S T E R

Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement in the 'Lonely Hearts' column.

"Well, madam," the assistant said, "we charge a minimum of $1 per insertion."

"You don't say," said the spinster "Well then, here's $20 and to hell with the advertisement!"